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This is quite frankly the strangest thing I’ve ever seen… In one part the guy seemed to be dancing in a big thing of weed.

After watching this I suddenly feel the need to buy an SUV and fix it up to pollute as much as possible. This is very strange. Who is this guy?

Online identity theft is a real problem. Especially for this guy. I want to believe that this is real, but… I’m thinking either photoshop or the guy who posted it is the guy who stole a wallet. I wouldn’t doubt if it is all the same guy who posted the story

Probably from some dead guy’s wallet he found floating in the river by his house. The dead guy he stole this off of won’t like this one bit!

Any one savvy enough to know how to scan and publish something on the Internet (complete with an annoying pop up message) can’t be stupid enough to give out his social… or can they? You shouldn’t carry your ss card in your wallet anyway. If you lost you wallet, you can cancel credit cards, but your SSN is a whole lot more of a pain.

These are screen shots from a dvd that was translated into Chinese and then subtitled back into English. Makes for some very, very funny engrish sentences.

Huh?? Jedi Council = Presbyterian Church? Hahahhhaaa.. Sides still hurts from laughing so hard. Maybe somebody just copied/pasted from Babelfish, which seems entirely likely here. Strangely enough, Yoda’s dialog translated perfectly…

I have no doubt that this is a real attempt at translation - before the OT came out on DVD, I had some “non-retail” versions which included english subtitles…me and my friends watched them all in one night because they were so hilarious..I would love to have this copy..

I remember reading some Lord of the Rings subtitles like this. Very very funny stuff. This has also been done to all 3 of the LOTR movies as well.

Generates job titles that basically sound like the guy in Office Space who had “people skills”. Make them your e-mail sig. Enjoy!

Several of those titles exist as real positions at certain companies. I clicked on this thing for a while and it hasn’t yet generated a title that I couldn’t imagine running into somewhere… with maybe the weirdest ones being something you’d hear someone use to describe themselves at a trade show to sound extra important… even “Future Mobility Assistant” sounds like it’s really something…

This one dude once handed me his business card and it said he was a Transportation Infrastructure Engineer, turns out he was a taxi driver. This must be what HR uses where I work. I wondered who dreamed up those stupid meaningless titles.

Some ‘unreal’ titiles:

• Direct Directives Director - This is definitely a government job, maybe at the Pentagon.
• Customer Paradigm Specialist - Something high paying in marketing
• Return Usability Director - Shrinkwrap engineer?
• Customer Brand Orchestrator
• Investor Directives Director
• Legacy Identity Designer - Presumably in some division of the witness protection program
• Senior Mobility Facilitator - Resthome spongebath guy
• Internal Directives Technician - Amateur Psychotherapist
• Chief Quality Assistant - Lovechild of Michael Eisner and a Native American woman

Here’s another one at Dack’s generator. It’s the original bullshit generator but it has more to do with responsibilities and actions, rather than job titles. It’s like 90’s all over again.

Cube toys and random job-title generator! offers another version. As if cubicles themselves weren’t wonderful enough, here’s toys to enjoy. Plus, generate random job titles to go with your random place in the stable.

Internet urban-legend-busters Snopes have published a list of some of the funniest questions they’ve been asked.

It is times like this I begin to loose hope for humanity as a whole. If anyone is stupid enough to ask if there are such things as blood sucking invisible witches and ghosts what chance do we have.

If you got rid of all the ’stupid’ people… guess what?
There’d still be stupid people. Don’t shun these people.
Freedom = Choices = someones going to do something stupid.
And those who learn from those stupid people, are the ’smart’ ones.
There arent stupid questions…

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The Options window of Firefox explained in detail for newbies and even the experienced hand using the Firefox.

Tak sangka aku… Cepat betul Cik Teknorati tuh cekup aku nyer postings… dalam sehari jer dah ada orang dok cari benda-benda tak ketahuan dari page nih…. Bior betul… power sangat ke postings tuh?

Setakat nih dah ada hit dah dari link nih:

• search/running maps
• tag/google
• search/google

Kelebek-kelebek balik, tuuu dier… satu page penuh untuk aku siap ngan gambo sekali… huhuhuhuuhh….

Take this quiz to find out which OS most matches your personality. You need to answer all the questions to get an accurate result.

Most of these stories are true. Some happened to me personally. Some happened to friends of mine. Some are considered urban legends, but even most of these are more likely to have happened in some form or another than not.

A website full of stuff like this: “A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. In an indignant voice, she replied, Duh, Intosh.’ ” Some pretty funny stuff on this site!!!

Here’s some other bangang stories:

• I was calling to sign up with a new DSL provider. When the guy asked what operating system I was using, I said, “Linux.” I was put on hold for five minutes, and then a supervisor came back and told me, “You can’t use Linux to connect to the Internet. It’s a hacker tool, anyway.” I almost fell out of my chair.
• “I used to work in the only computer shop in a small village near Milan, in Italy. One day, a customer entered the shop, claiming that his computer wouldn’t work anymore. We narrowed the problem down to the cdrom drive, so we swapped it out with a good one, and it booted up fine. So we reported what we did to the customer.

  * Customer: “I want my CDs back.”
  * Me: “Did you have a CD in the defective unit?”
  * Customer: “Not only one.”
  * Me: “What?”
  * Customer: “It’s a 4x unit, right? It has three CDs in it right now. I thought the CD-ROM was defective, because it never accepted the fourth CD.”

• “The one I get quite a lot when I reformat a drive for someone I usually set the homepage to google.

  I then get the call “I used to be able to get onto the internet, now all I get is a page saying google. Can you reconnect me to the internet”

• “I’ve just remembered the woman who we replaced a mainboard on her laptop after which she swore blind that the screen was less bright than before we put the screen to full brightness but she was still not happy. We tried to assure her that her screen because of age was starting to fade a little. She said “you have ruined my laptop” then proceeded to show me photos on her laptop that she had taken and said “all these photos are ruined look at them they are dull you have ruined them” and then the best comment “look at this ladies hair in the picture it’s a mess she has verry nice hair usually you have ruined the photo”

Seriously there should be some tests you have to pass before you can buy a computer, these dumbasses just waste so much time.

If you don’t have enough of it… Try this one pulak:

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