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Most of these stories are true. Some happened to me personally. Some happened to friends of mine. Some are considered urban legends, but even most of these are more likely to have happened in some form or another than not.

A website full of stuff like this: “A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. In an indignant voice, she replied, Duh, Intosh.’ ” Some pretty funny stuff on this site!!!

Here’s some other bangang stories:

• I was calling to sign up with a new DSL provider. When the guy asked what operating system I was using, I said, “Linux.” I was put on hold for five minutes, and then a supervisor came back and told me, “You can’t use Linux to connect to the Internet. It’s a hacker tool, anyway.” I almost fell out of my chair.
• “I used to work in the only computer shop in a small village near Milan, in Italy. One day, a customer entered the shop, claiming that his computer wouldn’t work anymore. We narrowed the problem down to the cdrom drive, so we swapped it out with a good one, and it booted up fine. So we reported what we did to the customer.

  * Customer: “I want my CDs back.”
  * Me: “Did you have a CD in the defective unit?”
  * Customer: “Not only one.”
  * Me: “What?”
  * Customer: “It’s a 4x unit, right? It has three CDs in it right now. I thought the CD-ROM was defective, because it never accepted the fourth CD.”

• “The one I get quite a lot when I reformat a drive for someone I usually set the homepage to google.

  I then get the call “I used to be able to get onto the internet, now all I get is a page saying google. Can you reconnect me to the internet”

• “I’ve just remembered the woman who we replaced a mainboard on her laptop after which she swore blind that the screen was less bright than before we put the screen to full brightness but she was still not happy. We tried to assure her that her screen because of age was starting to fade a little. She said “you have ruined my laptop” then proceeded to show me photos on her laptop that she had taken and said “all these photos are ruined look at them they are dull you have ruined them” and then the best comment “look at this ladies hair in the picture it’s a mess she has verry nice hair usually you have ruined the photo”

Seriously there should be some tests you have to pass before you can buy a computer, these dumbasses just waste so much time.

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